Contest Day 9

I had a busy day today, but I'm home now and hubby is cooking dinner. Will be watching some TV and trying to get in the mood to work on my new novella that has yet to be titled. Just heard hubby talking about dying a red stripe down the back of my daughter's Maine Coon cat. 'We could make it a hot rod cat.' As you can imagine my daughter's not too keen on the idea.

Does that give you  an idea of what I'm dealing with here?

Now for today's hints.

1.) I'm horny.
2.) I have kinky hair.
3.) I specialize in the butt.

What am I?