Christmas Contest Days 29, 30, 31.

End of the year is here!!!!! So is the end of the contest. I;m going to give everyone until the 5th to get their answers in incase anyone has a really, really good New Years Eve.

So without furthur ado here are the last hints.

Day 29
1.) I do it with boots and a whip.
2.) The bad ones are usually hung.
3.) When I'm mounted I'm working

Day 30
1.) I'm not a hunt n' pecker.
2.) I never miss a period.
3.) I can hit U and P at the right time.

Day 31
1.) I get paid to play with my plunger.
2.) I rod out your hole.
3.) My mind is in the sewer.

What are we?

Contest Day's 27 and 28

Yesterday and today have been kinda rough trying to get everything done around the house with a sinus headache. Tonight I am taking Nyquil and hopefully get a full nights sleep. Hope everyone else if feeling better than me. Only three more days left in the Christmas contest!

Here's hints for:

27th
1.) I'm long and plump
2.) I'm loaded with cream
3.) Sticking me inside you can make you fat.

28th
1.) I can do it again and again and again.
2.) You use your mouth to get me started.
3.) Toward the end I always get softer.

What are we?

Contest Days 24, 25, and 26

Hi eveyone. Hope you had a nice holiday. I did, but it started off a little wacky. See there is an adult store not far from here and my hubby likes to tease my by asking if I want to stop like everytime we drive by. The store uses these shiny black bags for pruchases intead of the ones you can see through. Christmas Eve hubby come home and is carrying bag like that. My mind goes to the naughty place (yeah it ends up there a lot). He ask if I want to open it early. I'm like "I'm not opening it in front of the kids" and grab the bag. It's full of candy from The Hebert Candy Mansion ( http://www.herbertcandies.com/ ) What a relief, but yeah a let down too.

Anyways he totally made up for it by getting me a Nookcolor for Christmas. Then today he took me to get a cover and everything. I love it and I even let him try it out.

Tonight where I am we're do for a blizzard. So if you're in the Northest bundle up and stay inside and enjoy a good book. That's what I am going to try and do.

Now as for the contest, I figured most people would be busy the past few days so I decided to bundle the clues for the past 3 days.

Day 24
1.) I'm a four letter word.
2.) I start with a  D and end with a K
3.) Some people think you can't beat my meat.

Day 25
1.) I end in U-C-K
2.) When I come, I deliver big.
3.) You have to touch my stick to get me going.

Day 26
1.) I'm a four letter word that starts with C and ends with T
2.) Roosevelt used to do me by the fire.
3.) You can have me by using your mouth.

What are we?

Contest Days 22 and 23

For anyone who noticed I didn't make yesterdays psot so today there will be two sets of hints.

Day 22

1.) I'm covered in dense growth.
2.) I'm hot, moist, and dark inside.
3.) It's danerous to be inside me without protection.

Day 23

1.) Using my throat is my business.
2.)I know how to use my diaphragm.
3.)I preform orally.

What are we?

Contest Day 21

Cooking dinner, then off for some shopping. Still need to hit my word count for today. I'm halfway there. Here's today's clues.

1.) I sometimes blow a rod.
2.) Oil makes me stroke much smoother.
3.) I can be used for pumping.

 What am I?

Contest Day 20

Five day's until Christmas! Can you believe how fast this month is flying by? I still have a few things to pick up, a Lasagna to make for my Dad (I'll try to post pictures), and my daughter has two early morning Dr's appoint Tuesday and Thursday. Anyone else stuck doing last minute running around?

I hope that my little contest will give you a daily chuckle. Here are today's clues.

1.) Sometimes I get licked.
2.) Quick blows are my specialty.
3.) I'm always ready to swing.

What am I?

Contest Day 19

Quick message today so I can get back to writing a new novella. Hopefully it'll be the first a new series.

Here's today's hints:

1.) You love to lick me.
2.)  After your mouth works on me, I get stiicky.
3.) The climax comes when you chew on my stick.

What am I?

Contest Day 18

Today was very productive in some ways. Took niece and nephew to bowling where today was their holiday party, for which I made almost a hundred cupcakes.

Then we all went to my sister's house for a Christmas/Birthday party (for same nephew as above). Things were noisy and crowded with my big family, but we all had fun, I think!

Then it was off to finally do some Christmas shopping with hubby. Let's just say thos endever didin't go well. As the kids get older, the tree gets smaller, and the presents harder to find and more expensive. I have 5 days to figure out what to get my 20 year old son. Ughhh! Banging my head against the wall on this one.

Okay for today since my brain is so tired I'm going to go with something hopefully easy.

1.) To most people, I'm a wet dream.
2.) I sometimes have a little dinghy.
3.) I usually have several mates.

What am I?

Contest Day 17

I hope eveyone had a nice week. WIth the weekend here I have tons to do. Starting tonight with baking mini cupcakes and muffins for 2 parties tomorrow.

Here's today's hints.

1.) I'm hard and round.
2.) I have a hole in the middle.
3.) You can suck on me for a long time.

What am I?

Christmas Contest Part 2 Day 16

The Winner is....Mindy (check your email) 

and here's a list of the answers:

1) Book, 2) ring, 3) banana split, 4) fork, 5) key, 6) dawn, 7) mouth, 8) train, 9) ram, 10) candy bar,

11) snow storm, 12) last name, 13) aunt, 14) gage, 15) paperboy.

I thought I'd share a picture of the Christmas tree my daughter and I put in my office. Too cute!

Okay now for part 2. Same rules. 3 hints and the one who guesses the most right between th 16 and 31st wins. If there's a tie names will be put in a hat and winner chosen radomly.

Day 16's hints are:

1) It's better to get lots of me when you're young.

2) To get me you have to do the deed.

3) I could have a temporary erection.

Contest Day 15

I can't believe it went by so fast, but this is the last day for part 1 of my Christmas contest. Part 2 will start tomorrow. I'll be putting up the answers and contacting the winner of part 1 tomorrow too.

So here are today's clues.

1.) If I miss, I hit your bush.
2.) It's my job to stuff your box.
3.) When I come it's news.

What am I?

Contest Day 14

Wow has 14 day gone by already?

Here's today's hints.

1.) When I'm pointing up I could explode.
2.) When I'm point down you're empty.
3.) the right pressure can make me point.

What am I?

Contest Day 13

I'm home. We left last night at 11:30ish pm, reached Fort Kent Maine in at 8am. The weather sucked to drive in, but now we are back. Instead of driving my bohemouth Suburban truck we took my sisters little station wagon. NEVER AGAIN! We got my husbands and daughters cars registered and paperwork filed. Daughter missed out on visiting with her friends, but not her fault. We did get to do some shopping done. Right now I am so fried I'm ready to go straight to bed. (I'll be back later today to post for the 14th. One more day left)

So here are the hints for the 13th.
1.) I'm a four letter word.
2.) I mean woman.
3.) I end in 'unt'.

What am I?

Contest Day 12

Christmas card envelopes have been address, now just need to stuff them. At least I can check one thing off my To Do list.

Looks like there's a pretty hectic week on my horizon. Starting at 11:30 tonight when we hit the road for a quick (HA) trip up to Northern Maine. I say quick becuase we won't be staying there long, but the ride to get there is 8 1/2 hours long. We'll get in early in the morning stop and check out the house, then head for breakfast somewhere. Then hitting town hall to take care of business. Next stop high school to pick up sons records. Then back to Mass another 8 1/2 hours stuck in the car.

We're hoping to be home late tomorrow night. Daughter is so excited to get to see her friends even if it is only for a couple hours. Son's not too keen on the idea, but hey not everyone can be happy at the same time.

The rest of the week is going to be spent prepping for 3, yes 3, Christmas parties where I have to bring food. I see lots of mini-cupcake and mini-muffins in my future. Not to mention the Christmas shopping I haven't done. More imortantly all those chapters I need to write.

Hubby offered to help, but with his job who knows if he's even going to be around. Hell he told me he was going to take me out to eat and that was like a month ago.

Enough whining. Here's today's hints. Let's go for something easy (since my brain is tired).

1.) Cher (I love her) doesn't have one.
2.) Letterman has a long one.
3.) Leno has a short one.

What am I?

Contest Day 11

Okay I'm late again, but I have a couple really good excuses.

 First I took the niece and nephew bowling. It's our Saturday morning routine, but today when we were done I took them up the road to Border's to visit with someone special.

Then I took a trip over to my sisters to make a few T-shirts for a very good friend. While I was there I found a recipe I thought my family might like. Etoufee.

My daughter's cat really liked the sound of that. Okay so it may have been the smell, but he kept my and the hubby company while I cooked.

The hubby and boys liked it. The only comment was next time make more.

Okay so now that everyone is fed and happy, including the cat. Here's today's hints.

1.) I last a long time when conditions are right.

2.) You never know how many inches you'll get.

3.) You never know when I'm going to come.

What am I?

Contest Day 10

Another late day. Lots of shuttling people around and my niece and nephew are spending the night.

Here is today's hints.

1.) I'm about six inches long.
2.) I have nuts.
3.) I can make a woman fat.

What am I?

Contest Day 9

I had a busy day today, but I'm home now and hubby is cooking dinner. Will be watching some TV and trying to get in the mood to work on my new novella that has yet to be titled. Just heard hubby talking about dying a red stripe down the back of my daughter's Maine Coon cat. 'We could make it a hot rod cat.' As you can imagine my daughter's not too keen on the idea.

Does that give you  an idea of what I'm dealing with here?

Now for today's hints.

1.) I'm horny.
2.) I have kinky hair.
3.) I specialize in the butt.

What am I?

Contest Day 8

You know I give my family a chance to guess the answer, but they don't get to win anything but my praise. Still it's fun to hear their responses. I would share a few but they wouldn't like that.

Today's hints are:

1.) I hardly ever pull out in time.
2.) I penetrate dark tunnels.
3.) When I'm coming, I blow.

What am I?

Contest Day 7

Lots of work going on here today, but tonight heading over to my sisters to make cookie jars. I have to take my daughter, niece, and nephew to get their bowling balls drilled too. Hope everyone else has a chace to sit down and breathe.

Here's today's hints.

1.) I'm stuck between your cheeks.
2.) Sometimes unwated noise come out of me.
3.)Ater I get used, you have to wipe me.

What am I?

Contest Day 6

Wow, I'm late today, but with good reason.

I got caught up in a new series I'm plotting and then working on Brazen 5. Before I knew it I had to go to a family function, then onto bowling. I'm tired, but I plan on getting another 2,000 words written before I head off to bed.

But before I do anything else here is today's hints.

1.) When I come the night is all over.
2.) I can't do it in the dark.
3.) I always get it up in the morning.

What am I?

Contest Day 5

Just in case anyone is wondering I obviously believe the month of December should have to 3rds. Guess I need to recharge my batteries, so I will be watching White Christmas tonight no matter how much my family whines. Danny Kaye makes me laugh.

Enough about me. Now on to today's hints.

1.) You grope for me in the dark.
2.) You put your hand in your pocket and fiddle with me.
3.) Iwill only work in the right hole.

What am I?

Contest Day 3

Hope everyone is having a nice Saturday. Today has been a bit hectic for me and I still have to make a quick trip to Staples for a new wireless mouse. Mine died. Tonight I plan on getting some writing done even if I have to lock myself in my office to do it. For now it's time to play, so here's today's hints.

1.) I start with an F
2.) I end with a K
3.) If you can't get me you have to use your hands.

What am I?

Contest Day 3

Sorry I'm posting so late. Here are today's hints.

1.) I have a ripe juicy cherry.
2.) My mounds are lucious.
3.) One of my parts is slit down the middle.

What am I?

Contest Day 2

Today's been a busy day here at the Sawyer house and I'm expecting my sister to drop of my nieces (6&7) and my nephew (3) for me to watch while she sneaks out for a visit with Santa. So I figure now is a good time to post today's hints.

Okay!
1.) A finger goes in me.
2.) You fiddle with me when you're bored.
3.) The best man always has me first.

What am I?

Fun Christmas Contest

Christmas Contest 2010

The contest is going to be run in 3 parts, with 1 winners for each part. The first part will run from December 1st thru the 15th. The second will run from December 16th until the 31st. The third will be a lucky person drawn randomly from everyone who answers whether they were right or wrong.

So here's the game. I'm going to post 3 clues a day and you need to guess who or what I am. Just comment with your answer (and email so I can get in touch with you if you win). The person who gets the most right answers from the 1st-15th, and the 16th-31st will win a prize. In the case of a tie I will put all winner's names into a hat and draw a name.

Prizes: I have 3 gift boxes I will stuff with whatever I feel like (and hope you will like too).

Now here's the hints for Day One.

1.) I get fingered a lot.

2.) People stick things in me.

3.) Sometimes I get laid on my spine.

What am I?