Friday, December 31, 2010

Christmas Contest Days 29, 30, 31.

End of the year is here!!!!! So is the end of the contest. I;m going to give everyone until the 5th to get their answers in incase anyone has a really, really good New Years Eve.

So without furthur ado here are the last hints.

Day 29
1.) I do it with boots and a whip.
2.) The bad ones are usually hung.
3.) When I'm mounted I'm working

Day 30
1.) I'm not a hunt n' pecker.
2.) I never miss a period.
3.) I can hit U and P at the right time.

Day 31
1.) I get paid to play with my plunger.
2.) I rod out your hole.
3.) My mind is in the sewer.

What are we?

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Contest Day's 27 and 28

Yesterday and today have been kinda rough trying to get everything done around the house with a sinus headache. Tonight I am taking Nyquil and hopefully get a full nights sleep. Hope everyone else if feeling better than me. Only three more days left in the Christmas contest!

Here's hints for:

27th
1.) I'm long and plump
2.) I'm loaded with cream
3.) Sticking me inside you can make you fat.

28th
1.) I can do it again and again and again.
2.) You use your mouth to get me started.
3.) Toward the end I always get softer.

What are we?

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Contest Days 24, 25, and 26

Hi eveyone. Hope you had a nice holiday. I did, but it started off a little wacky. See there is an adult store not far from here and my hubby likes to tease my by asking if I want to stop like everytime we drive by. The store uses these shiny black bags for pruchases intead of the ones you can see through. Christmas Eve hubby come home and is carrying bag like that. My mind goes to the naughty place (yeah it ends up there a lot). He ask if I want to open it early. I'm like "I'm not opening it in front of the kids" and grab the bag. It's full of candy from The Hebert Candy Mansion ( http://www.herbertcandies.com/ ) What a relief, but yeah a let down too.

Anyways he totally made up for it by getting me a Nookcolor for Christmas. Then today he took me to get a cover and everything. I love it and I even let him try it out.

Tonight where I am we're do for a blizzard. So if you're in the Northest bundle up and stay inside and enjoy a good book. That's what I am going to try and do.

Now as for the contest, I figured most people would be busy the past few days so I decided to bundle the clues for the past 3 days.

Day 24
1.) I'm a four letter word.
2.) I start with a  D and end with a K
3.) Some people think you can't beat my meat.

Day 25
1.) I end in U-C-K
2.) When I come, I deliver big.
3.) You have to touch my stick to get me going.

Day 26
1.) I'm a four letter word that starts with C and ends with T
2.) Roosevelt used to do me by the fire.
3.) You can have me by using your mouth.

What are we?

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Contest Days 22 and 23

For anyone who noticed I didn't make yesterdays psot so today there will be two sets of hints.

Day 22

1.) I'm covered in dense growth.
2.) I'm hot, moist, and dark inside.
3.) It's danerous to be inside me without protection.

Day 23

1.) Using my throat is my business.
2.)I know how to use my diaphragm.
3.)I preform orally.

What are we?

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Contest Day 21

Cooking dinner, then off for some shopping. Still need to hit my word count for today. I'm halfway there. Here's today's clues.

1.) I sometimes blow a rod.
2.) Oil makes me stroke much smoother.
3.) I can be used for pumping.

 What am I?

Monday, December 20, 2010

Contest Day 20

Five day's until Christmas! Can you believe how fast this month is flying by? I still have a few things to pick up, a Lasagna to make for my Dad (I'll try to post pictures), and my daughter has two early morning Dr's appoint Tuesday and Thursday. Anyone else stuck doing last minute running around?

I hope that my little contest will give you a daily chuckle. Here are today's clues.

1.) Sometimes I get licked.
2.) Quick blows are my specialty.
3.) I'm always ready to swing.

What am I?

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Contest Day 19

Quick message today so I can get back to writing a new novella. Hopefully it'll be the first a new series.

Here's today's hints:

1.) You love to lick me.
2.)  After your mouth works on me, I get stiicky.
3.) The climax comes when you chew on my stick.

What am I?